Switch!

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 3^rd of December, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

==>

Buttnibble Fartkazoo.

==> Try again, smartass.

Dave Strider.

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Your name is DAVE. As was previously mentioned, it is your birthday. A number of PIZZAS are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for RATHER QUESTIONABLE MUSIC. You like to program computers, and you are SURPRISINGLY ADEPT AT IT. You have a fondness for PHOTOGRAPHY, and are an aspiring GAME DEVELOPER. You also like to RAP sometimes.

What will you do?

==>Dave: Read note on drawer.

The note is rich with the aroma of BROTHERLY CHEAP AFTERSHAVES AND COLOGNES. Beside the note is a ROLLED UP POSTER. Another BIRTHDAY ARTIFACE. You wonder what is printed on the poster.

==> Dave: Nail poster to wall

You behold the mighty form of your idol, T-Pain. It’s glorious. Exactly what you wanted. Your bro really came through

==> Dave: Examine Ke$ha poster

GO INSANE GO INSANE.

THROW SOME GLITTER.

MAKE IT RAIN ON EM.

==>Dave: Examine calendar.

You’ve marked your birthday, the 3^rd of December. Another day you marked was supposed to be the arrival date for the highly touted SBURB BETA LAUNCH.

It’s been three days already. It’s starting to become a sore subject with you.

==>Dave: Eat pizza.

You are sick to death of pizza!!! You’ve been eating it all day. And you have no intention of clogging your SYLLADEX with it either. The PIZZA stays put for now.

You hear a notice from your COMPUTER. Someone is messaging you.

==>Dave: Open message.

[So this is the basic idea behind Switch. I’ll be taking canon scenes and rewriting them as I feel they’d go down in canon. What I’d like to do here is take requests for scenes, as well as any writing or art submissions anyone may have. If I don’t get any requests in a given span, I’ll just crank out the next scene I have a particular hankering to do. So, yeah! Bring it on!]

[Also, I’ll be using alt character tags to identify who appears in scenes. I’ll make a master post of them later.]